-Make yoself some basmati or jasmine rice. Bonus points for substituting orange juice for water.

-Add a few shakes of fish sauce, a few more of soy sauce, lots of Sriracha, a bit of peanut or sesame oil, and the zest and juice from one orange to a medium saucepan. Add some water, mix, and heat.

-Julienne some vegetables. Recommended: onions, bell peppers, carrots, jalapenos, broccoli.

-When water boils, add vegetables in the correct order (onions and carrots first, etc), steam/boil uncovered, adding water so that the done-ness of the veggies and the near disappearance of the liquid occur simultaneously. At the last second, add a whole bundle each of roughly chopped basil and cilantro, turn a few times to coat and whither.

-Put rice in bowl, put veggies and a bit of sauce over top.

-Eat.

(This is post 899, the machine tells me. Salut!)